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I dunno if I have to ultimately much to talk about, but we shall see as I proceed to inform you abot my week.

On Monday was the dreaded Psychology exam. Woo! It sucked royally. There are three questions, for which we have to write an essay answer each. 30 minutes per essay. 90 minutes all together. Simple enough, right?

Well actually, yeah, it's not terribly hard (I've so failed). The first two questions were pisser. So simple I couldn't ask for anything better. But the third question, the one about Perception, which is my terribly weak area anyway, totally caught me off guard. I was so shocked. Afterwards, though, even Sally said the wording of the question was wank, so y'know.

So in this question, with a lucky 45 minutes remaining, I wrote the examiners a little note at the start, stating that I had no fucking clue what to write, so I'll just write everything I know about perception 'In the hope that I stumble across something worth while'. So I did. I wrote about the visual system, (I got the word ganglion in the essay, fuck yeah!), Gregory and Gibson and their utter wank theories, Sensory adaptation, size constancy, depth cues, colour processing, the lot. Afterwards I found out that more than half of what I wrote was correct, but some of it shouldn't be there. The essay was unstructured and seriously lacking in AO2. But I was panicking.

but actually it wasn't so terrible, because alot of people didn't even get that down. Alot of people didn't write anything wrothwhile. So I guess I can't complain. I'm pretty sure I'll fail, but it won't be drastically. Actually, my first two essays were probably similar to some of my best in-class essays, in which i score very high, so maybe I shan't fail. I dunno. Either way, I'm not retaking in summer.

I've decided after School finishes, on the pretense that I have a car and can drive, I'm going to drive to Scotland and live and work there for a year. Or maybe I'll spend a year working here, before I do that, so I can have some money for that. Should be different. I'd love to backpack around the world, but I haven't the money for that, so this is the easy way out without staying at home or going to Uni.

I'm not feeling good at the moment. Yesterday I had off school because I had an opticians appointment, but later in the afternoon I got pretty ill and was bed bound. I feel better now, but I still feel shitty, too.

In recent news, we got our commno room back. Bout time, too. Cept our area is overrun by stupid tables. Gay!

Oh, and in even more recent news, my Make Pverty history band broke (because you need to know these things), but don't panic, my entheogen defence fund band is still standing in all it's pink glory. Cost me £1.20 that did. Rip off. 20p more than it should be. Oh well. Did I mention that I've had to explain to about 30 people what shrooms are? My god, people. Get with the times.

On other drug related topics, have you ever thought that Charlie Brown must be about drugs. Think about it. Charlie! Brown! As does Scooby 'Dooby' Doo. Alice in Wonderland. the Magic Roundabout. Rainbow. Everything! Of course, all these are obvious, but the other day the Charlie Brown one hit me, square in the jaw, and I though, hey, that's crazy talk. But blatant. Everyone said they already thought that. Lies!

I bought the second part of series one of Lost on DVD on thursday. It's cool to watch. This is the bit that I missed due to many holidays, but I'm on the third DVD and I've got 2 episodes left, the exodus ones, and I've seen them both. Poor Walt gets kidnapped. Robyn lied about what happened in the last episode.

God, Im totally allowed to be obsessed with a tv show, because I don't watch much of it.

Oh, and I bought the Kooks album on Thursday, too. It's real good. they're a class little musical establishment. From Brighton. My favourite southern town.

Anyway, I've babbled enough. Sorry. Goodbye...

P.s. It's Rachel's birthday tomorrow, Hippy Bathday Rachel.
P.s. It's Jay's birthday the day after, Happy Birthday, Jay.
P.s. It's not my birthday for a while, but I still like presents given to me randomly.
P.s. I'm going on holiday on the 15th of February!!! Finland.

And my mind's out, never again will I sell out. Converting vegetarians. Into the midnight giving it to you. I wake Up!

This is the time of the revelution.

Yesterday was amazing! I got my labret pierced. God, today I look like I've got a huge fat lip, it looks swollen and weird, and bruised on the inside, but I do love it. It's very lovely... Love!

So tomorrow may be the last day I'm working on my art work. It's so close to being finished I can taste the powdered perspex on my tongue! But after that we have to photograph it with a really high pixel camera, zoom in stupidly large and I have to paint another image of it, pixel by pixel, Just like Chuck Close who paints with his mouth.

So nearly done! Mr. Wadwell says I can start my second piece next week, which is great. I'm hoping to actually begin doing work in my books, because I'm spending alot of time on psychology at the moment. Oh, and I had no time this wekeend because I were in Brighton/London going to gigs and meeting transvestites named Claire!

I don't have alot to write, really. I'm sorry I'm not writing as much, but I've been overcome by work and invitations out places. I can't prioritise for the life of me, and if I had sense, last weekend I'd have been in revising for psychology exam (Next Monday) and doing Art homework, but I have no sense. Of course, if I had any further sense, I'd be revising this weekend, but I'm out again, so I'm screwed. I'm not going to be surprised if I fail this exam.

Robyn is lovely at the moment (Because normally she isn't??) So I'm going to buy her a present and a card this weekend.

So what else? I dhonestly don't know. I bought return of the killer tomatoes yesterday for £2 on video! Wicked! And I bought a Beavis and Butthead video, too. Along with some necessities, too. Obviously!

So I guess I'll speak to you again soon, hopefully. Bye for now xxx

Sometimes women are men. And sometimes they fancy men. And sometimes they fancy women. And sometimes they fancy children, but the latter is just gross

Day 1 - Today is the first day of Big Brother. There are 10 contestants: Donna's lips, Donna's flanjita, Donna's hands, Donna's arse, Donna's talent, Donna's conscience, Donna's nose, Donna's ears, Donna's legs and Donna's bambinos all hoping to fight it out for £75,000 if they are the final person. The 10 contestants have 40 days to stay in the house, and we'll be spying on them as they get on with their lives in the house. Donna's flanjita has already built a friendship with Donna's arse, but they have a secret which no one knows yet. Donna's conscience likes the look of Donna's talent, but Donna's talent is already scared because he is infront of the entire nation. Donna's hands is the annoying one of the pack according to the other members as they told Big Brother in the diary room.

Day 2 - Donna's lips nearly has a mental breakdown because they aren't allowed to listen to the radio or watch the TV in the house! Donna's talent thinks this is peculiar, but doesn't tell anyone. Donna's nose spends 3 hours in the chicken pen, and her favourite is Donna's Dad. At night, most of the gang are in bed, but Donna's legs stays up talking to Donna's talent. They talk about their past lives - Donna's legs used to work Under Donna's toenails whilst Donna's talent has recently had a Donna transplant, and shows her the scar which she thinks is cool.

Day 3 - Donna's hands's popularity is becoming smaller and smaller in the house, as he is up early in the morning drunk, and doing karaoke. Donna's ears runs in to tell him to shut up, whilst he is singing Donna - A Little Bit Of Donna and is shocked to find that he is naked! Donna's hands, in his drunken state, confesses to her that he once had a one night stand with a man named Donnatello, and Donna's ears laughs her head off. The gang are set their first task, they have to sing Donna - A Little Bit Of Donna whilst hanging upside down. Donna's hands, although being drunk and naked that morning, had already practised the song so the gang bet 90% of their budget on completing the task.

Day 4 - The gang complete the task with flying my pet Donna, but then straight after that they have to go to the diary room and nominate the person they want out most. Donna's hands gets the most votes, and he will go against Donna's legs because she does nothing, according to Donna's hands. Later that night, Donna's arse admits to everyone that he is gay, but doesn't tell them his other secret. Donna's flanjita is slightly worried, but accepts him for who he is after they both stayed up talking for ages, about things like Donna found a wolf called Donna and it barked and their pet my pet Donnas. Donna's flanjita says he once met a man named Donnatello, and that the man stalked him all night.

Day 5 - After the first public vote, Donna's legs is surprisingly voted out. Donna's hands and Donna's legs share a kiss, before she leaves. Donna's legs comes back for another one, and bites his tongue. Donna's hands is very annoyed. Donna's conscience flirts all day with Donna's talent, and Donna's ears gets really jealous so does it too. Donna's talent gets really confused, then hides away from them in the evening. Donna's flanjita and Donna's arse are again the two left up this time, and Donna's arse shows him his the Donna, when suddenly Donna's lips walks in and says ''OH MY GOD'' then goes back to bed. Donna's flanjita goes really red, and goes to bed too. Donna's arse is left up to think about things.

Day 6 - Donna's arse decides he has fallen in love with Donna's flanjita, and confides in Donna's conscience, who advises him not to tell Donna's flanjita. The second task is set, they have to make a model my pet Donna out of Donna's Dad's left over seed. The gang bet 60% of their money on it, against Donna's bambinos's wishes, so she sulks all day, and is found alone in the toilets Donna Do is just doing the Donna by Donna's lips, who runs out and tells everyone. The gangs attitude to Donna's bambinos is now very harsh and negative. The gang name the model my pet Donna Donnatello, as Donna's hands suggested. Donna's arse starts flirting with Donna's flanjita like crazy, and yet Donna's flanjita has completely no idea!

Day 7 - Donna's hands is the first up today, and he has woken up on the wrong side of bed. Donna's flanjita closely follows him, he goes to the kitchen and then Donna's lips pins him up against the fridge and tries to stick his tongue down Donna's flanjita's throat. At that point, Donna's conscience walks in on them and says that she would leave them to it... Donna's flanjita pushes Donna's lips away and asks him what he was doing. Donna's lips says that he thought he was gay. Donna's flanjita walks away from him in disgust. Later on in that day, Donna's nose bursts out laughing for no reason, claiming that she just saw Donna could marry Donna. Donna's talent is very disturbed by this. Donna's talent goes to Big Brother and has a large complaint, claiming that Donna's nose offended him in a big way.

Day 8 - Donna's conscience and Donna's arse talk more about his secret crush on Donna's flanjita, who is on high alert, avoiding Donna's lips all day. Donna's lips isn't really that bothered, and decides he is more interested in Donna's nose. Donna's talent starts attention seeking, he thinks that Donna's conscience is fit, and wants to see where it goes. The gang are set their 2nd task - they have to make baubles for the Christmas tree out of a mixture of glass and Donna. Donna's bambinos thinks they should bet all of their money on completing the task, but Donna's nose has other ideas and shouts her head off at Donna's bambinos about it. The gang have to nominate who they want out of the house, Donna's lips and Donna's hands are up for the vote.

Day 9 - Donna's lips and Donna's hands learn of them being nominated which puts Donna's lips into a stroppy mood all day. This sets Donna's nose off on another rant about how this man named Donnatello was driving her home in a taxi, then suddenly stopped and tried something on with her, but she luckily eascaped. This caused Donna's hands to disagree with her, leading to a full blown fight. Donna's arse broke it up, but got bruised because Donna's nose slapped him hard in the face. Donna's arse is not talking to Donna's nose, and no one is talking to Donna's hands. The 2nd task is well under way, Donna's lips started making puree out of the Donna whilst Donna's flanjita cupped it and made it into a ball.

Day 10 - Donna's bambinos starts going on about how many boyfriends she has had this year, her favourite was a man who called himself Donnatello - he was very mysterious. Nice, big the Donna apparently, infact, it was so nice she let him suck her the Donna-jita. This proved to be too graphical for the gang, including Donna's conscience so she hit Donna's bambinos with the remaining Donna. After the public vote, Donna's hands has been voted out inspite of the action he had caused yesterday.

Day 11 - Donna's conscience and Donna's talent get up early in the morning, and walk in on Donna's bambinos eating the Donna baubles. As much as they are mad at her, they are very worried since glass was in them. Donna's bambinos goes to the toilets and is very sick, whilst Donna's talent and Donna's conscience start badly flirting with each other. Donna's ears is next up, and walks in on this, and is very jealous so she goes up to Donna's talent and does something bizarre - she grabs his the Donna. This leaves Donna's talent in a very confused state, who should he choose? The gang fail the task because all of the Donna baubles have been eaten.

Day 12 - Donna's flanjita runs out in the morning shouting because Donna's arse had gotten into bed with Donna's lips in the middle of the night! Donna's arse immdiately rushes out, but Donna's lips has no idea because he was asleep.

Day 13 - Today was the turn for shocking news, this was from Donna's ears. She revealed to the gang, and the whole entire nation (and of course those popular viewers from Donnaland) that she is a transexual, before she became a woman she used to be called Donnatello. This shocks the gang, especially Donna's talent who can't take any more action than there has been all week! The nominations are due, this time 2 will leave on day 20 - the 3 nominated are Donna's lips, Donna's ears and Donna's talent.

Day 14 - Donna's nose and Donna's flanjita both have a go at Donna's ears all day, calling her a tranny. She goes off to sulk. Meanwhile, Donna's lips's relationship is growing stronger with Donna's arse, they are alone and the last 2 up. They are drunk, and this time Donna's arse tries to get it right and kisses Donna's lips.

Day 15 - The gang are set their new task, they have to make an outfit for the visiting prince of Donnaland. He loves the show, Avid Merrion introduced it to him and he wants to be a part of it.

Day 16 - The task is well underway for making the outfit. Donna's ears is surprisingly good at it, but the gang have bet only 30% of their budget on winning because of losing last week. 2 missing members, Donna's lips and Donna's arse go missing later on and Donna's bambinos goes to find them, and walks in on both of them naked in the double bed in the girls room... she says she will tell everyone else but the 2 in a spot of bother ask what they can do to make her not do it, so she requests a threesome, or nothing else. She claims she is actually quite attracted to Donna's lips. They reluctantly agree, but they won't allow it that night.

Day 17 - It is the final day for the task as the prince of Donnaland visits tomorrow. The gang have decided that the best part is the pink Donna's g-string and are sure he will love it. The gang think it is weird that 3 members are missing, this is because Donna's lips, Donna's arse and Donna's bambinos are having a threesome in the toilets... everyone leaves them to it, they just assume that Donna could marry Donna has happened.

Day 18 - Donna's bambinos demands more sex from the queers, but they refuse... and this is to become a huge regret as Donna's bambinos tell the gang over dinner about their affair. This results in a full blown fight against Donna's bambinos, as Donna's nose sticks up for them saying that they can't possibly be dating! Apparently its more likely for Donna's arse and Donna's ears to get together, since they are both men... this makes Donna's ears smack Donna's nose really hard and then a full blown fight happens - Big Brother's assistants then have to go in and break it up, then Donna's ears hits one of the assistants and breaks their nose. PCs Des Taviner, Cathy Bradford and Neil Coalbran are called in and they arrest Donna's ears for having what is apparently an unauthorised sex change, and for assault. Donna's ears tries to escape by hitting PC Neil Coalbran in the the Donna, but Cathy Bradford catch her and tries to kill her (what a surprise) only for PC Des Taviner to save her...

Day 19 - The prince of Donnaland has finally arrived, this is a day late because of the punch-ups the day before. He examines the clothes that have been made for him in the task, and says they are 'classy' - especially his pink Donna's g-string - and he immediately goes to try it on. When he comes back, Donna's bambinos whistle at him calling him 'very sexy'... Donna's arse annoys the pack in the evening by saying things from Bo Selecta. This causes Donna's flanjita to tell him to shut the fuck up. Donna's flanjita really dislikes Donna's arse now...

Day 20 - Today 1 member will be voted out. There were meant to be 2, but Donna's ears was arrested on day 18 for being a bitch. The rumours have had it that Donna's lips would be voted out. Donna's talent gets nervous and decides to ask Donna's conscience if she wants a bit of sucking and she can touch his the Donna. Donna's conscience agrees, she thinks this will be the last time she will see him... The gang listen through the door and all you can hear is Donna's conscience making my pet Donna noises. When Donna's conscience comes back out, the gang annoy her by making my pet Donna noises at her making her very red, and suddenly Davina McCall tells the gang that Donna's talent has been voted out. Donna's talent has actually fallen asleep, and so he misses his chance to pack everything away, so the Big Brother assistants have to pick him up and chuck him out.

Day 21 - The gang already have to nominate who they want out, for day 25. The two nominated house members are Donna's bambinos and Donna's flanjita. The members are told, and Donna's flanjita is a bit pissed off with the gang because of this. Donna's lips and Donna's arse finally decide that they're not embarrassed anymore and shock the gang by snuggling up together on the sofa. The rest of the gang go outside, and there is mayhem in the chicken pen because Donna's Dad is laying eggs!

Day 22 - More mayhem for the gang today, who spend a lot of the time in the swimming pool on a scorching day. A my pet Donna flies over the fence and jumps in the pool with them. Donna's conscience is allergic to my pet Donnas and so has to be escorted away by a slightly bewildered Donna's bambinos who currently works Under Donna's toenails and spends her spare time making Donna's g-string... the rest of the gang are in the swimming pool, and Donna's arse is a bit pissed so suggests skinny dipping. The gang decide they might as well, its only a laugh anyway. Donna's arse laughs at the size of Donna's flanjita's the Donna, and that angers Donna's flanjita who has a right go at him saying he can hardly talk because he's gay. They are set their new task, they all have to ride the mechanical bull for 60 seconds.

Day 23 - The tention mounts between homophobe Donna's flanjita and Donna's arse and when Donna's arse flaunts it with Donna's lips right infront of Donna's flanjita, so he starts shouting abuse. The task is well underway, and before Donna's arse goes on the bull, Donna's flanjita revs the speed up so Donna's arse goes flying off of it, and lands on top of Donna's lips. This angers Donna's flanjita even more who then threatens Donna's conscience, if she doesn't lure Donna's lips away from Donna's arse then he will do something stupid.

Day 24 - The gang, who bet 50% of their budget on completing the task, failed because no one set the speed back to normal so everyone blames Donna's flanjita.

This always makes me laugh to read. Tom did it, and I saved it to read back on those days when life just isn't as much fun as other days. It's not finished, hense the reason why it only goes up to day 24. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed it. I also hope you all had a good christmas and a good new year, and I wish you all the best for 2006.

Goodbye, friends. xxxx

Once I had a love and it was a gas, soon turned out had a heart of glass

I woke up seriously early this morning. And by seriously early I mean 8.30. On a school day, it wouldn't be early, I know, but yesterday I woke up at 12, so you know.

Right, lemme tell you all about New Years. First I went to a pre-new years eve thing on Friday the 30th, which involved a mate's death metal gig. So we got back to his with a load of people at about 5am and pretty much slept until 3pm, when I had to get up, shower and get ready to get on the train and go to Robyn's New Years Eve party.

That was quite cool. I told Rachel's little brother that he had to cover his eyes when he sneezed incase they popped out, but then I told him he should probably also cover his mouth just incase his guts come out when he sneezes. I think he believed me.

But yeah, it was cool. We played some games and stuff, and had champagne at midnight. It was quite nice.

Then we went to bed at about 3 I guess, I dunno. And we woke at 12.

Today is going to be movie day as it's sort of a bank holiday. There's loads on tv, but I want to watch some of my favourites, so I'm going to start off with a shot of Trainspotting. It's my favouritest movie ever, probably, which I let Rachel and Robyn both see for the first time about a month ago. How can these people not have seen the masterpiece that is that movie. And Danny Boyle, what a legend. He's making '28 Weeks Later' which is the sequel to '28 Days Later', if you didn't guess. I wasn't aware they could make a sequel, 'cos I thought all the zombies died... I hope Cillian Murphey's in it, he was good. Did Christopher Eccleston die in the first one? If not, he should be in the sequel, he's a hardcore actor.

Anyway, next I shall watch Cristiane F: Wir Kinder vom Bahnhof Zoo, which is a German drug movie from the early '80's. It's pretty damn good. It's got David Bowie in it, singing, like you do when you are Bowie and a feckin' God.

Sobek is sitting in his water bowl... What a silly little lizard.

So to continue the movie marathon, I'll watch Pulp Fiction. Tarantino. Another legend in his own way, but slowly going downhill. Pulp fiction and reserviour dogs were two brilliant films from the 90's. But of recent he's directed Kill Bill and it's sequel, the aptly named Kill Bill 2. I saw the first. I found it quite boring. I don't understand the huge deal made about it. It's not really that great, and in my opinion, Uma Thurman is pretty shit in it. It has no story, but apparently it's not supposed to have a story. What? I apologise if anyone enjoyed this movie, I know alot of people did, and I'd love some insight into why it's so amazin, and why it's such a big hit, because I just don't get it. The only thing I do get is the huge amount of bloodshed in this movie. Blood and gore. And then there was Sin City, not as good as everyone made it out to be, but not terrible, either. I actually quite enjoyed it, and I liked the whole black and white, terrible acting type thing. But by far a better Tarantino flick than the Kill Bill two.

Sorry, somewhere whilst writing this entry I got distracted by flashy things and blight colours and started to rant about movies and how good/crap some directors are, or have become.

So before this becomes too tedious to read, I'll end on a joke.

Knock knock
Who's there
Kip
Kip who?
Keep your finger out of your arse you dirty little shit

Har har.

Anyway, I'm off to watch all these films and then go to bed, or do homework, which ever one suits me the most.

Goodbye. xxx