Tom Fancies Roque Santa Cruz *Giggles*

Well I was mid-post writing for this wondrous blogspot t’other day and my whole entire computer just decided to turn off, so I’ve decided, as a precaution, to write up my entries on Microsoft Word, so if my computer decides to do it again I’ll have a time saved version as back up, because Microsoft does that generally wondrous time save thing which I wish a few other programs would do.

Anyway. Hello, my name is Donna. I’m a world famous athlete and mother of seven children. I am currently eating a platter of lobster with my toes because, obvious, I’m typing and rearing half Persian monkeys with my hands. I’m a very busy worker.

*giggles* Ruckus over at the Mother and Baby home opposite us is taking place right now. Some man just screamed from the front garden at the mother of his child who threw something out the window at him. Crazy. There’s always fights over there in the summer. I love being so close to chavs in a way that allows me to monitor them for personal gain.

On another note, it’s quite warm out. My Weather Watcher program on my pc says that Chelmsford is currently a sunny 23 degrees. I’d have to disagree and say it was closer to 28, but in actual fact I’m quite cool. It’s strange. Normally I hate the summer and will do anything to avoid it’s dark and mysterious ways, but this year I’m all for it, baby.

In local news, Muffin was rushed to hospital last week for an emergency fingerectomy. No, I have no idea what I’ve been taking, but it’s good stuff. Want some? Anyway, part of that was true. Muffin (my cat) was taken to the vet last week for her grumbly belly. It seriously sounds like she’s trying to digest a steel moose. Not pleasant. And it vibrates the bed, which is most undesirable, honest.

So she’s on pills at the moment. Test came back and said she had a possible infection, but her grumbles haven’t got much better and she’s halfway through the dose. I’m glad I don’t have to give her that probiotic stuff anymore. It looked like cement, was gritty and smelt like shite. I’m not surprised she spat it out all over my floor, although my lack of surprise doesn’t make up for my *opposite of lack* disgust.

On a lighter note, my hair looks FUCKEN FANTASTIC today. No fucken joke. I don’t know how I did it, but it looks so amazing. It’s just one of those days. Shame I’m stuck inside with hayfever. I can barely breathe when I wake up in the morning, and it just gets progressively worse throughout the day, more so if I’m outside though. And then by about 6pm it’s all gone and I’m breathing like a trooper again. That is, of course, if troopers breath well. I don’t know. Maybe they troop so much that they become out of breath, in which case I don’t breathe like a trooper, I breathe more like an otter.

Here is a little list of the music that has been keeping me going the past couple weeks

• Cibelle – London, London (Ft. Devendra Banhart) – I fucken love that Devendra. He’s a fucken class act. This track is just so amazing. And if you get the chance, check out the video. He dances in a top hat and tails. It’s amazing. I love his hair.
• The Automatic – Monster – I’m really liking the Automatic. Raoul was like fucking magic from the second I heard it, and Monster was the same.
• Muse – Supermassive Black Hole – I cannot believe I’m back into Muse. After ages of not listening because they were so overplayed and I was so bored of them. But this track is magic, as is Map of the Problematique from their new album. Score, Muse, seriously.
• Justice vs. Simian – We Are Your Friends – Do not do a Tom and name it Simian – We Are Your Friends (Vs. Justice) because it looks revolting and is not what’s it’s fucken called. It is a good track, though. Loved it from the second I heard it. The video makes me laugh because it reminds me of having a hangover.
• The Boy Least Likely To – Hugging My Grudge/Fur soft As Fur – Two amazing tracks from their album “the Best Party Ever”, and I know they’re like, last years news, but I find their songs magical and I just want to love them for years to come.
• Brakes – All Night Disco Party (FC Kahuna Remix) – I love this song, the accents make me cry. It’s such a classy little ditty. Mainly because with them it’s just a ‘Non-stop uber rockin’ disco party!’ The album is good, too.
• The Libertines – Campaign of Hate – Such a ferociously class track. Lyrics are sound.
• Dirty Pretty Things – Deadwood – Nuff said

I’ve been listening to a huge excess of R.E.M. and Björk as of late. It’s been ages since I’ve listened to so much R.E.M. but I’m back in love with old Stipey.

Things I’m excited about for the near future? Incubus’s new album out later this year! Justin Timberlake, too. Going to see Pirates of the Caribbean with Rachel, sister of Rachel and anonymous others. Surprise party for George. Holiday to Scotland (some holiday! However, it is fucken Scotland). Exam results (either 17th or 18th of August). Henna! Sometimes I wish it was a little more permanent than, like, 10 days. Tom promised we could go to V in ’07. Camping, too. There’s still tickets for Chelmsford but he’s too ‘poor’ to go. Lazy bastard. It’s only £120. He’d earn £140 between now and then working! That’s like, £20 to spend in Scotland. Cheap bastard. Butters cheap bastard.

My printer’s making weird noises. I don’t get it. It’s been broken for ages and today it’s making noises at me.

Anyway, I shall be off. Update soon, luvvies!

Donna xxx