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Hello!

I'm in a seriously weirdly hypercative mood and I don't know where it's come from.

Oooh, guess what? I had a weird dream last night. Rachel and I were wereleopards (go lycanthropy!) and we were saving the world from an evil wererat. That's quite strange. It was set at school and we were sort of strutting around as half leopard/half man people solving mysteries. I should write a book. What's that you say? I've written a book? You're correct, I have.

Oooh, and on a lighter note, I found my rhyming short story contents page, so I can start writing my 'The Dangers Of...' series, and when I say start, I mean finish, because obviously I've written some already. and I found one t'other day, and I thought, heh, what was I thinking? That's DREADFUL. It wasn't even FUNNY! What are short stories when they aren't humorous? Crap, that's what.

So yeah, schools finished now, and I started off this week really good, I was very busy, had loads to do, and then slowly I got lazier and spent most of yesterday in bed reading my book. I'm reading two books at the moment. A Phillipa Gregory called Virgin Earth which is Rachel's Mums and I should return it, really. And I'm also reading The Holographic Universe by Michael Talbot which I started a while ago, but put it down because we went on holiday, then I never picked it up again. I know what you're thinking, that's too smart a book for me to read, the girl who likes to read simple fiction like 'When Bobby Learned the Alphabet'* and 'How Cats got their Tails'* but it's interesting, and it's got some psychologically type stuff in it, and for those of you who don't know, I did psychology, so I'm not a total dunce.

I really can't get this dream out of my mind. I should write a book about lycanthropy and saving the world. Because, obviously, the police won't mind magical, mystical, folklorish creatures doing their jobs and getting their praise. Or maybe it could be that they hate the Werecreatures and are out to get them, too. So not only do these wonderous Wereleopards have to save the world whilst falling in love with Werefoxes (they've got the coolest tails!) they're on the run from the police and have to live underground. Oooh, I could include some Faeries and Pixies and Werebutterflies. Oh, and obviously I'd have to include Werewolves in there somewhere (the least cool of all lycanthropes) and obviously the book would be accompanied by amazing pictures. Oh, and their has to be lots of evil Weretigers and Wererats because they're the only ones that would look really cool decked out with HUGE Machete's and Uzi's. And their human forms would have to be likeable characters. Like Mel B and PJ Harvey, except I'm pretty sure good ol' PJ wouldn't like Mel B very much. She's not very rock n roll, is she?

I'm going to shut up now.

So yeah, I'm thinking that might be just about enough of my mumbles of crap. I'll update again soooooooon.

Love Donna.
xxx

* These books are a work of fiction. I have invented the titles randomly from the top of my head. If they are already publish, then bugger, but if they aren't they are copyright to ME. I should write Childrens books. I mean, books suitable for five year olds, not written in the style of a five year old.