Fatboy Slim is fucking in heaven. Fucking in heaven. Fucking in heaven.
Today has been a pretty uneventful day. I’ve done… nothing. Oh, and I’ve done it in my prom heels, because I need to get used to them, or some shit. They’re pink satiny things. Very posh. Very uncomfortable. Very much squeezing the living death out of my toes whilst I wonder around the house, looking for scraps of veg to feed my lizard.
Yesterday was similar, but without the heels.
George told me the other day that I HAD to see at least the first half of Date Movie, because it’s ‘funny’, and that is apparently the funniest part. I have now seen the first 35 minutes of it, and if I’d paid money to see that in the cinema, I’d have walked out and demanded it back. It was shite. Stupidly unfunny and predictable.
But I did watch something good today. Mars Attacks! It’s been a while, but I love that film.
And also I watched some old Bill Bailey stuff I had on video. I like Bill Bailey. Funny old hairy man.
‘Ok you got 48 hours to do some crime related stuff and then your ass is in a sling all right? And my ass is similarly in a catapult type devise. I’ve got the DA on my back, He’s chewing away on the back of my neck there, nibbling away at the back of my legs. He’s got the Mayor nibbling away at his ass, chewing his face of with… big chewing things. And he’s got the senator riding the back of a giant slug, and the slug’s nibbling away at the Mayor’s ass, who’s screaming out in pain, and lighting a fire under the DA’s ass, and the DA’s lighting a fire under my ass, which is great, ‘cos it’ll burn the sling away, so temporarily I’m off the hook, but after that you my friend, your ass will be put into a giant sling shot type devise and hurled into space. It’ll be like Haley’s comet orbiting the earth, you’ll see your ass once every 76 years. You get one chance of a shit every 76 years, and if you don’t take it, your whole body fills up with shit and faecal products and then shit will fly out of your eyes and you’ll die.’
See, funny!
So yeah. I’ve got to put my computer desk together tomorrow. I swore I would. It’s been sitting out in the garage in pieces for… weeks now. I don’t want Nana to do it ‘cos she’ll make a hash of it, and I do need one, ‘cos this one is wank and broken, and I need to prop the Keyboard draw thing up on my knees, because it doesn’t push in anymore.
Ha-ha, these shoes make my feet look minute! Crazy. My feet are small as it is.
I’m Listening to MC Solaar. He’s a French Rapper. Mental, eh? I like this track;
‘La Belle Et La Bad Boy’
I hate rap music, but French music always has a good beat to it, like Air, Daft Punk, KYO and Stereo Total, and this has that beat there, and it’s French, which is mental.
Morrissey is class.
I don’t know what else to say. I’ll be going now, ‘cos I’m feeling sick to me ‘ead, innit.
Bye Bye
xxx
Yesterday was similar, but without the heels.
George told me the other day that I HAD to see at least the first half of Date Movie, because it’s ‘funny’, and that is apparently the funniest part. I have now seen the first 35 minutes of it, and if I’d paid money to see that in the cinema, I’d have walked out and demanded it back. It was shite. Stupidly unfunny and predictable.
But I did watch something good today. Mars Attacks! It’s been a while, but I love that film.
And also I watched some old Bill Bailey stuff I had on video. I like Bill Bailey. Funny old hairy man.
‘Ok you got 48 hours to do some crime related stuff and then your ass is in a sling all right? And my ass is similarly in a catapult type devise. I’ve got the DA on my back, He’s chewing away on the back of my neck there, nibbling away at the back of my legs. He’s got the Mayor nibbling away at his ass, chewing his face of with… big chewing things. And he’s got the senator riding the back of a giant slug, and the slug’s nibbling away at the Mayor’s ass, who’s screaming out in pain, and lighting a fire under the DA’s ass, and the DA’s lighting a fire under my ass, which is great, ‘cos it’ll burn the sling away, so temporarily I’m off the hook, but after that you my friend, your ass will be put into a giant sling shot type devise and hurled into space. It’ll be like Haley’s comet orbiting the earth, you’ll see your ass once every 76 years. You get one chance of a shit every 76 years, and if you don’t take it, your whole body fills up with shit and faecal products and then shit will fly out of your eyes and you’ll die.’
See, funny!
So yeah. I’ve got to put my computer desk together tomorrow. I swore I would. It’s been sitting out in the garage in pieces for… weeks now. I don’t want Nana to do it ‘cos she’ll make a hash of it, and I do need one, ‘cos this one is wank and broken, and I need to prop the Keyboard draw thing up on my knees, because it doesn’t push in anymore.
Ha-ha, these shoes make my feet look minute! Crazy. My feet are small as it is.
I’m Listening to MC Solaar. He’s a French Rapper. Mental, eh? I like this track;
‘La Belle Et La Bad Boy’
I hate rap music, but French music always has a good beat to it, like Air, Daft Punk, KYO and Stereo Total, and this has that beat there, and it’s French, which is mental.
Morrissey is class.
I don’t know what else to say. I’ll be going now, ‘cos I’m feeling sick to me ‘ead, innit.
Bye Bye
xxx
posted by Jesus at 4:17 PM
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